Here's how to dress like a pro, or at least like a slightly less terrible pro.
1. Don't wear pleated pants. Ever.
2. If you're wearing a tie, make sure it's not a tie with a cat on it.
3. If you must wear socks, make sure they're not plaid.
4. If you're wearing a suit, make sure it's not made of velcro.
Subpages: Don't wear pajamas | Sock Etiquette | Tying your shoes with duct tape
Remember, fashion is like the law: it's all about rules, exceptions, and occasionally wearing a fedora to work.